Explaining to your parents that you're Cthulhu.
[This can be QUITE tricky. So, please, pay attention.]
Step One:
Get both parents (Or one, depending) and sit them down. Preferably, on a couch that ISN'T on fire.
Step Two:
Calmly explain to them that you are a large, winged beast who feeds on madness and creates madness all the while have a tentacle-filled face.
[At this point, if they're foolish enough to not accept your new choices...]
Step Three:
Infect them with that pure, unadulterated madness that only you can wield.
IF you follow these oh-so simple steps...
CONGRATULATIONS! You can now live on, freely as you see fit.
Cthulhu Fhtagn
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