Lesson One

How to keep your sex-life a secret from your parents.
 [Part One:  Condoms.]

Step One:
     Make a ladder out of said condoms, and tell your parents that the ladder is "modern art."

Step Two:
     Enjoy the peace of mind from this while it lasts. Eventually, they will notice that the ladder is growing shorter. 

Step Three:
      When they have figured this out, you simply tell them that the condoms you've been taking off of the ladder were overly ripe and needed to be picked for the harvest.

[At this point, your parents will assume that you're on drugs and completely disregard any and all thoughts on your sexual activity.]


IF you have followed these steps: 

   CONGRATULATIONS! You can now lead an [Interruption-Free] sex life!